a big thumbs down

Check out Roger Ebert's review of "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo." It's no surprise that the movie sucked, but you have to admire Eberts skewering of the movie and Rob Schneider:

"Deuce Bigalow" is aggressively bad, as if it wants to cause suffering to the audience.

After Schneider complains that another reviewer isn't a Pulitzer Prize winner, Ebert ends his review with:

As chance would have it, I have won the Pulitzer Prize, and so I am qualified. Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.

As a lover of taunting, I applaud you Roger Ebert. Well done.