http://www.improveverywhere.com/vh1.mov
Fake U2 concert fools some New Yorkers.
Wednesday, December 21, 2005
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
"Lazy Sunday"
http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=zLElfJ9YCh0
By request. "You can call us Aaron Burr, for the way we're dropping Hamiltons!"
Best SNL bit this year. Feel free to argue, but you'd be wrong.
"I'm ghost like Swayze."
alright, a friend sent me a link to the full lyrics. enjoy:
Lazy Sunday wake up in the late afternoon
Call Parnell just to see how he's doing
Hello? What up Parns?
Yo Samberg what's cracking?
You thinking what I'm thinking?
(Narnia!) Then it's happening.
But first my hunger pains are sticking like duct tape.
Just hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes.
No doubt that bakery's got all the bomb frostings.
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling.
Two, no six, no twelve, baker's dozen!
I told you that I'm crazy for these cupcakes cousin.
Where's the movie playing?Upper West Side, dude.
Well, let's hit up Yahoo! Maps to find the dopest route.
I prefer Mapquest. (That's a good one, too.)
Google maps is the best. True that. (Double true!)
68 to Broadway (Step on it sucker!)
What you what to do Chris?Snack attack motherfucker!
The Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Yes, the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
We love the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Pass that Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Yo stop at that deli, the theater's overpriced.
You got the backpack? (Gonna pack it up nice.)
Don't want security to get suspicious.
Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals Crazy Delicious.
Yo reach in my pocket, pull out some dough.
The girl acted like she'd never seen a ten before.
It's all about the Hamiltons baby.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm Ghost like Swayze.
Roll up to the theater.
Ticket buying while we're handling.
You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we're dropping Hamiltons.
Parked in our seats, movie trivia's the illest.
What Friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?
We answered so fast it was scary.
Everyone stand in awe when we scream Matthew Perry.
Now quiet in the theater or it's going to get tragic.
We're about to get taken to a dream world of magic.
The Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Yes, the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
We love the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Pass that Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
By request. "You can call us Aaron Burr, for the way we're dropping Hamiltons!"
Best SNL bit this year. Feel free to argue, but you'd be wrong.
"I'm ghost like Swayze."
alright, a friend sent me a link to the full lyrics. enjoy:
Lazy Sunday wake up in the late afternoon
Call Parnell just to see how he's doing
Hello? What up Parns?
Yo Samberg what's cracking?
You thinking what I'm thinking?
(Narnia!) Then it's happening.
But first my hunger pains are sticking like duct tape.
Just hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes.
No doubt that bakery's got all the bomb frostings.
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling.
Two, no six, no twelve, baker's dozen!
I told you that I'm crazy for these cupcakes cousin.
Where's the movie playing?Upper West Side, dude.
Well, let's hit up Yahoo! Maps to find the dopest route.
I prefer Mapquest. (That's a good one, too.)
Google maps is the best. True that. (Double true!)
68 to Broadway (Step on it sucker!)
What you what to do Chris?Snack attack motherfucker!
The Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Yes, the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
We love the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Pass that Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Yo stop at that deli, the theater's overpriced.
You got the backpack? (Gonna pack it up nice.)
Don't want security to get suspicious.
Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals Crazy Delicious.
Yo reach in my pocket, pull out some dough.
The girl acted like she'd never seen a ten before.
It's all about the Hamiltons baby.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm Ghost like Swayze.
Roll up to the theater.
Ticket buying while we're handling.
You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we're dropping Hamiltons.
Parked in our seats, movie trivia's the illest.
What Friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?
We answered so fast it was scary.
Everyone stand in awe when we scream Matthew Perry.
Now quiet in the theater or it's going to get tragic.
We're about to get taken to a dream world of magic.
The Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Yes, the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
We love the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Pass that Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Thursday, December 15, 2005
GorillaMask.net: Crying wrestling fan
http://gorillamask.net/cryfan.shtml
Let's hope this isn't what happens to The Big Man in a few years.
Let's hope this isn't what happens to The Big Man in a few years.
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
SNL Transcripts
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/
Trying to wash the taste of the last few episodes of SNL out of your mouth? If you're trying to forget how remarkably lame the Dane Cook show was, look no further. You can search transcripts of skits from the last 30 years on this site. For instance if you put in "get off the shed" you get this gem:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/95/95ashed.phtml
see, now that's funny.
Trying to wash the taste of the last few episodes of SNL out of your mouth? If you're trying to forget how remarkably lame the Dane Cook show was, look no further. You can search transcripts of skits from the last 30 years on this site. For instance if you put in "get off the shed" you get this gem:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/95/95ashed.phtml
see, now that's funny.
Another trailblazer
http://www.dailypress.com/news/local/virginia/dp-va--colorguard1115nov15,0,5093645.story?coll=dp-headlines-virginia
For the first time, Nightputting is actually looking for some interactive banter. So here's the deal, read this article and make your best one-liner in the comments below. Feel free to reference your fellow colleagues. Winner of best one-liner will receive a prize.
For the first time, Nightputting is actually looking for some interactive banter. So here's the deal, read this article and make your best one-liner in the comments below. Feel free to reference your fellow colleagues. Winner of best one-liner will receive a prize.
Weatherman
http://www.videovat.com/videos/743/reporter-live-snowball-fight.aspx
A weatherman's plan for a funny bit goes a bit awry. This made me chuckle. I've got a few more bits of the internet to point out over the next few days. I've been saving some good ones. So sit back, enjoy the snow day, and let's see what fun we can find on the many internets.
Also, taking multiple anti-biotics and chowing on Milan can have some unexpected consequences. "Boom, goes the dynamite", indeed.
A weatherman's plan for a funny bit goes a bit awry. This made me chuckle. I've got a few more bits of the internet to point out over the next few days. I've been saving some good ones. So sit back, enjoy the snow day, and let's see what fun we can find on the many internets.
Also, taking multiple anti-biotics and chowing on Milan can have some unexpected consequences. "Boom, goes the dynamite", indeed.
Friday, November 11, 2005
Flag Twirling Heroes Press Conference
(AP)
CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA--- An angry Judge Smails, GM of the Flag Twirling Heroes, held a press conference early this morning to inspire the team and it's fans. This week's game against the hated IanFro/WhateverHisTeamNameIsThisWeek does have playoff implications, but it did appear that Smails had a personal grudge against "M-A" the owner/mascot of the IanFro.
Smails had an elaborate multi-media presentation to accompany his often profane remarks. Things seemed to be going smoothly and Smails broke down the position by position battles, pointing out how the Flag Twirling Heroes are the statistical favorite at nearly every position for this week's game. The GM seemed to lose his cool as he neared the end of his remarks, which no longer referred to the game on the field, but instead focused solely on "M-A" the opposing GM.
"Frankly speaking, this guy pisses me off," said Smails. "This douche puts out his own weekly rankings, and tries to write favorable things about some teams just to get people to stop taunting him. That's pretty ****ing weak."
"He's always whining about things like 'It's not a video game, these are real people,'" Smails continued. "Well, in that case jackoff, let's take a look at some really real people" With that Smails showed this series of horrifying slides.
"I can't believe this waste of space has the nerve to taunt anyone about football," Smails snarled. "Anyone who was lucky enough to get the top pick and have Tomlinson and E. James on the same team would automatically be in first place. This dick has them in 3rd place and is acting like he's some sort of a genius. He's not."
"It's a complete mystery why someone would listen to this guy talk about football, just look at him--he's clearly a moron."
Smails then went into a profanity-laced tirade on what GM "M-A" could do with himself this weekend (most of which is unprintable).
He concluded with one final picture and a promise on behalf of team and organization: "There's no ****ing way we're losing to this putz!" Smail then turned, kicked over the podium, threw his notebook at this image on the screen, and gave it a double middle finger salute before marching out of the press room to a standing ovation.
CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA--- An angry Judge Smails, GM of the Flag Twirling Heroes, held a press conference early this morning to inspire the team and it's fans. This week's game against the hated IanFro/WhateverHisTeamNameIsThisWeek does have playoff implications, but it did appear that Smails had a personal grudge against "M-A" the owner/mascot of the IanFro.
Smails had an elaborate multi-media presentation to accompany his often profane remarks. Things seemed to be going smoothly and Smails broke down the position by position battles, pointing out how the Flag Twirling Heroes are the statistical favorite at nearly every position for this week's game. The GM seemed to lose his cool as he neared the end of his remarks, which no longer referred to the game on the field, but instead focused solely on "M-A" the opposing GM.
"Frankly speaking, this guy pisses me off," said Smails. "This douche puts out his own weekly rankings, and tries to write favorable things about some teams just to get people to stop taunting him. That's pretty ****ing weak."
"He's always whining about things like 'It's not a video game, these are real people,'" Smails continued. "Well, in that case jackoff, let's take a look at some really real people" With that Smails showed this series of horrifying slides.
"I can't believe this waste of space has the nerve to taunt anyone about football," Smails snarled. "Anyone who was lucky enough to get the top pick and have Tomlinson and E. James on the same team would automatically be in first place. This dick has them in 3rd place and is acting like he's some sort of a genius. He's not."
"It's a complete mystery why someone would listen to this guy talk about football, just look at him--he's clearly a moron."Smails then went into a profanity-laced tirade on what GM "M-A" could do with himself this weekend (most of which is unprintable).
He concluded with one final picture and a promise on behalf of team and organization: "There's no ****ing way we're losing to this putz!" Smail then turned, kicked over the podium, threw his notebook at this image on the screen, and gave it a double middle finger salute before marching out of the press room to a standing ovation.
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