"the Edge is not Hispanic"

http://www.improveverywhere.com/vh1.mov

Fake U2 concert fools some New Yorkers.

"Lazy Sunday"

http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=zLElfJ9YCh0

By request. "You can call us Aaron Burr, for the way we're dropping Hamiltons!"

Best SNL bit this year. Feel free to argue, but you'd be wrong.

"I'm ghost like Swayze."



alright, a friend sent me a link to the full lyrics. enjoy:

Lazy Sunday wake up in the late afternoon
Call Parnell just to see how he's doing

Hello? What up Parns?
Yo Samberg what's cracking?
You thinking what I'm thinking?
(Narnia!) Then it's happening.

But first my hunger pains are sticking like duct tape.
Just hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes.
No doubt that bakery's got all the bomb frostings.
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling.

Two, no six, no twelve, baker's dozen!
I told you that I'm crazy for these cupcakes cousin.
Where's the movie playing?Upper West Side, dude.
Well, let's hit up Yahoo! Maps to find the dopest route.
I prefer Mapquest. (That's a good one, too.)
Google maps is the best. True that. (Double true!)
68 to Broadway (Step on it sucker!)
What you what to do Chris?Snack attack motherfucker!

The Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Yes, the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
We love the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Pass that Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.

Yo stop at that deli, the theater's overpriced.
You got the backpack? (Gonna pack it up nice.)
Don't want security to get suspicious.
Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals Crazy Delicious.
Yo reach in my pocket, pull out some dough.
The girl acted like she'd never seen a ten before.
It's all about the Hamiltons baby.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm Ghost like Swayze.

Roll up to the theater.
Ticket buying while we're handling.
You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we're dropping Hamiltons.
Parked in our seats, movie trivia's the illest.
What Friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?
We answered so fast it was scary.
Everyone stand in awe when we scream Matthew Perry.

Now quiet in the theater or it's going to get tragic.
We're about to get taken to a dream world of magic.

The Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Yes, the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
We love the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Pass that Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.

GorillaMask.net: Crying wrestling fan

http://gorillamask.net/cryfan.shtml
Let's hope this isn't what happens to The Big Man in a few years.

SNL Transcripts

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/

Trying to wash the taste of the last few episodes of SNL out of your mouth? If you're trying to forget how remarkably lame the Dane Cook show was, look no further. You can search transcripts of skits from the last 30 years on this site. For instance if you put in "get off the shed" you get this gem:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/95/95ashed.phtml

see, now that's funny.

Another trailblazer

http://www.dailypress.com/news/local/virginia/dp-va--colorguard1115nov15,0,5093645.story?coll=dp-headlines-virginia

For the first time, Nightputting is actually looking for some interactive banter. So here's the deal, read this article and make your best one-liner in the comments below. Feel free to reference your fellow colleagues. Winner of best one-liner will receive a prize.

Weatherman

http://www.videovat.com/videos/743/reporter-live-snowball-fight.aspx

A weatherman's plan for a funny bit goes a bit awry. This made me chuckle. I've got a few more bits of the internet to point out over the next few days. I've been saving some good ones. So sit back, enjoy the snow day, and let's see what fun we can find on the many internets.

Also, taking multiple anti-biotics and chowing on Milan can have some unexpected consequences. "Boom, goes the dynamite", indeed.