Nightputting gets no love

http://ineverslice.blogspot.com

What does it take for my friends to add me to their blog links? I've shown love in my blogroll (espn, eponymous, wetsloppyblog--all required reading), but yet I can't get any love in return.

That sucks, people are missing out on some funny shit here.

Zero Stars

rogerebert.com on "Dirty Love":

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050922/REVIEWS/509220303/1023

"I am not certain that anyone involved has ever seen a movie, or knows what one is."

Roger Ebert vs. a Jenny McCarthy movie isn't really a fair fight, but this is a good read. In case you don't have time to read it, let's just say he didn't enjoy the film.

ESPN.com - MLB - MLB Standings

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/standings

Click quick before it changes. All is now right with this world.

Red Sox now 1 game back of the Indians for the wild card.

If these standing hold up over the next 10 days, expect Jim & Jim to celebrate in full!

top 10 worst sports injuries

While I applaud any and all sports lists, especially those that include LT breaking Joe Theisman's leg, I have a problem that a "sliced jugular" only gets you ranked as the third worst sporting injury.

hazing=funny

Some great rookie hazing here by John Smoltz. They might look goofy, but these guys still own the Mets.

Speaker Profile - Dick�Pound

Speaker Profile - Dick�Pound

Okay, the name itself is pretty funny. (A friend of mine used to have a "Dick Swett for State Sentate" campaign poster on his wall. It made us laugh.)

What takes the cake here is the phallic book cover on the sidebar. If your name was Dick Pound, wouldn't you be sensitive to things like this after a lifetime of taunting?

The Inspiration for Nightputting

I NEVER SLICE!!!!

HOME Fantasy Player Protection-We tackle the risk, so you don't have to.

so, this is kind of awesome. It's Fantasy Football player insurance. You can pay between $4.95 and $14.95 (depending on the player) to insure that your star player doesn't miss more than 2 games. Any additional games missed means that you get a cash return on your investment. so if Fred Taylor misses 12+ games, you actually get about 5 times your initial investment.

It's advertised as a way to "insure" your players and protect your investment in your FF leagues, but really it's just a way to bet on people getting hurt. Not as morbid as "celebrity death pools", but pretty close.

WhenYahoo! Sports - MLB - Royals 1, Twins 0

When you get 13 hits and get shutout, you've probably had some mistakes on the basepaths. Not a good sign for the Twinkies.